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Here, let me help you say bye.

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Yes, totally. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Happy home!

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It's so funny the small things you miss
when you're away from home, like a day

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nap on the sofa.

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You must be exhausted, but wait till
later.

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I just ordered a pizza for us.

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I really want to go to that music
festival.

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Wasn't your fiancé supposed to be flying
with you today?

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Long story short, we're not together
anymore.

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No?

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Let's just say she has a lot of soul
-searching to do before she asks another

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woman to marry her. Oh my goodness.

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What a relief.

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How so?

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Well, your mom nearly shit a brick when
you told her A, you were gay, and B,

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you're getting married in the spring,
and my dad thinks that he's in denial.

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thinks that you're just going through a
phase.

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I didn't get that impression at all. I
thought they took it really well.

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Whatever you say.

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I mean, I think that they're just glad
that they're going to get the old Ivy

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back. The old Ivy?

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I've always been the same.

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Scarlett, I haven't really talked to you
in a while.

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Are we okay? Are you okay with me being
this way?

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Of course. Of course. I'm okay with you.

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Why wouldn't I be? I mean, I think we're
just all confused.

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You know, you were straight, then you
were gay, and now you're single, and we

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just don't know what you are.

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I mean, I don't know, Charlotte. I think
I'm just me.

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Well, I guess we should just get all
this weirdness out.

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Right now and figure out the bedroom
situation.

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What's wrong with our room?

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Did it turn into an office or something?

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No, but he's going to sleep in our
bedroom.

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I mean, I could sleep on the couch and
you could just sleep in the bed. It's

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fine.

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Why would you not sleep in your bed in
our room?

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I mean, I guess...

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We could. No, no, no. I get it. You
think I have lesbian cooties. I'm going

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infect you with my lesbian cooties.

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It's like you think my lesbianism is
painted on me, and if I touch you,

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going to be infected. No.

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That's not it at all.

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I'm going to get my lesbian cooties
painted on you. Stop it. You freak.

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You're being so immature.

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I'm going to get my lesbian cooties. Oh,
my God.

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Maybe I should kiss you with my lips
that have been all over vagina.

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You're being stupid.

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Oh, Scarlett, how can I help myself?

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Ever since I became a lesbian, I have no
restraint with beautiful women.

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Stop, you're being weird right now.

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Your ego is too much, Scarlett.

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Hopefully you can come down to Earth
soon.

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In the meantime, I'm going to put my bag
in our room.

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Hey, Ivy?

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Does the light bother you?

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No, I was nearly asleep.

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Oh, sorry.

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Just having a hard time going to sleep.

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Ivy?

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Hmm.

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How did you know you were a lesbian?

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I don't know. I just fell in love with a
girl.

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Do you remember Miss Pomelo in our
English class?

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I heard that she was gay.

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Did you think she was pretty?

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Did you?

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No.

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Shut up.

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Turn the light off, okay? I want to wake
up early tomorrow.

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I mean, how do you know if your ex
-fiancee wasn't brainwashing you into

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lesbian? I mean, you weren't a lesbian
before.

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Scarlett!

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It could happen, you know.

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You know, you've always been easy. What
do you look for in a guy?

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Well, lots of things.

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He has to be tall, strong, big hands,
good eyes, funny, smart,

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politically... Tall, strong, big hands.

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Wouldn't you say you're the thing for
someone to protect you?

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Well, I guess so.

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It makes sense. That's a primal
instinct.

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A woman needs somebody to make her feel
safe and protected. But what if you

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found somebody that met all of your
emotional needs and also you felt so

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by them that you felt protected somehow?

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I don't know. I guess it makes sense.

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So your ex made you feel safe?

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Definitely. I didn't know she was into
girls when I met her.

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Or that I was into girls.

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But we just... We're really close
friends and got closer and closer and

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passion just kind of builded. And then
one day it just snapped and we collided.

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And I just have to believe that love
like that could happen to anyone.

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Well, what if I asked you to do me a
favor?

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Kiss me like you kissed her.

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You know, just to make sure I'm
straight.

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Never. Why?

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You don't think I'm sexy?

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You're very pretty.

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What?

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I'm not hot to a lesbian?

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I'm not going to speak for all lesbians,
Scarlett. I don't even know if I'm 100

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% lesbian. Well, maybe you should just
see me naked or something.

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Tell me if you have the urge to... Stop
it, Scarlett.

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You have no idea how offensive you can
be sometimes.

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No, no, no, it's alright, it's alright.

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We'll just go to bed and forget this
conversation ever happened, okay?

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Yeah, sorry, it's weird, it's just, it's
all weird.

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We should just go to bed now.

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You're not weird, okay?

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I'm, I'm just dishonest.

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When you kissed me, I just, I knew it
was supposed to be silly, but I felt

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something.

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Oh, my God.

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I gave you lesbian cooties.

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No, Ivy, no. Like, don't laugh at this.
I'm being serious. I think I'm a

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lesbian. I read lesbian erotic stories,
and I like to imagine the characters as

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if I know them.

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But I fantasized about you before.

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loved and protected with you, and... You
fantasized about me?

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Kiss me like you kissed her.

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I mean, I won't bring it up again if you
don't want to, and you can just pretend

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that you never even asked that question.

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Mrs. Pomelo and I used to have a thing.

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No.

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Yeah.

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Pomelo.

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Can I show you what she taught me?

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Okay.

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NO!

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is how she showed you.

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She never did that.

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came together I

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think lesbian

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cooties is the real thing

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We're ready to make out now.

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Are you going to wing a bit?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Okay, so do that little kiss and
then back up. Wow.

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And we'll do a cut. Okay.

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I don't even need, no, I don't even need
food. I just eat pussy.

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It's my favorite song. It's so weird how
rappers say pussy. Have you heard?

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They're like, drown in the pussy.

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I can't

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find it out.

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Okay.

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And go.